Vault #413

Fuck you, Sally.

- Jack Harper, Oblivion

Oh stop, there’s nothing more tiresome than last-minute heroics!

- Preed, Titan A.E.

Jean Grey: Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, Logan. They don't take him home. They marry the good guy.
Logan/Wolverine: I could be the good guy.
Jean Grey: Logan, the good guy sticks around.

For some reason I thought this would help. But it doesn’t burn. This fucking book… It will not burn.

- Eric, Evil Dead (2013)

Holy shit. Talk about your all-time backfires.

- Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore

Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki. But something much worse comes for you, for when you die, it will be… without honor.

- Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Hey Donnie, wheel of fortune dude!!!

- Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Joe: Are you gonna kill him?
Abe: Not if we can help it. Be too cataclysmic a change for the future. What we'll do is dangerous in that regards. Not as dangerous as killing him, on top of which a man from the future runs free long enough, this time travel shit just fries your brain like an egg. Why the fuck French?
Joe: I'm going to France.
Abe: You should go to China.
Joe: I'm going to France.
Abe: I'm from the future. You should go to China.
Joe: I'm going to France.
(Silence)
Joe: The floor safe, under the rug, 6742.