Fuck you, Sally.
- Jack Harper, Oblivion
Oh stop, there’s nothing more tiresome than last-minute heroics!
- Preed, Titan A.E.
For some reason I thought this would help. But it doesn’t burn. This fucking book… It will not burn.
- Eric, Evil Dead (2013)
Holy shit. Talk about your all-time backfires.
- Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki. But something much worse comes for you, for when you die, it will be… without honor.
- Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Hey Donnie, wheel of fortune dude!!!
- Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I’m the bad guy?
- William Foster, Falling Down
It’s an old habit. I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.
- Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather